At first I thought the white spots in this picture were specks of dust floating around in front of the camera. Turns out they are intentional bleach stains! Way cooler than a bad camera-man job!

There is a time for dark wash jeans with no holes or stains. But there is also a time for dark wash jeans with bleach stains. Scenario #1 where you need bleach stains on your jeans: you’ve volunteered for Habitat for Humanity but you don’t want to look out of place with normal jeans that are not already covered in paint. Enter jeans with bleach stains that also look like paint droplets! Scenario #2: You really like it when your clothes look like you accidentally poured bleach into the wash last time you did laundry, but you don’t actually like to do the laundry. These jeans give you that look and you don’t even have to turn the washing machine on! Oh yeah, there is also Scenario #3: Royal Underground makes awesome jeans with really cool back pockets and it’s the hippest thing right now to wear jeans with bleach stains on them!!!

(Note: While slight sarcasm may have been used in the first two scenarios, Scenario #3 is a fact, and also the reason why you should totally buy these jeans.)

Bleaching and spotting
Light distressing
Five-pocket style
Straight legs
Inseam, about 34″
Cotton/polyurethane
Machine wash (You’re out of luck here if you chose Scenario #2!)
Made in USA

Sizes: 29, 30, 33, 34

These were originally priced at $335. They’re on sale at Saks.com for $233.99 now! Get free shipping with code SHIPFREE2 at checkout.